THIS ONES FOR MY CANADIAN BROTHER IN LAW!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!

BRIAN:I know you probably wont be able to read this while you are at work, so make sure to read it when you get home! I thought that you'd find this rather amusing!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRIAN!! I cant wait to see you guys in a few weeks!!( pay attention to what countries the questions are coming from!!)

Now that Vancouver has won the chance to host the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions people from all over the world are asking. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. The answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!

Q:I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q:Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto -can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: It is imperative that I find the names and addresses of places to contact for a stuffed Beaver. ( Italy )A: Let's not touch this one.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto , Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )A: What, did your last slave die from?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-DA is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is after every Flames game in Calgary . Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ?( England )A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays after every hockey game in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you sell it in Canada ? ( USA )A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

LOVE YA BRIAN HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY!!!

AAAHHHHH!! We've been tagged!

WE'VE BEEN TAGGED!!

This will be for both Hailey and Colton and EM, since Jen was tagged by Hailey and EMILY and Matt by Colton...

HERE ARE 6 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT BOTH OF US JEN IN Red, Matt in Blue

1. I count every stair I climb! No kidding, wherever there are stairs and if I climb them ask me how many there are and I can tell you!! (OCD I know)!!
1. I owned 8 cars when I married Jenny. I didnt tell her because I knew that would make her run away screaming!!

2. I own 27 pairs of jeans..SHUT UP EM OR I WILL KILL YOU!
2. My favorite food is a cheese quesadilla with bacon inside, but the trick is to fry the bacon first and then fry the quesadilla in the bacon fat!!YUMMY!!

3. I really cannot stand UTAH drivers, people pull out in front of you cut you off and NEVER signal!!
3. I have an obsession with making fun of CANADIANS! Dont ask me why, I just cant help myself!

4. I dont go to bed until at least midnight every night, and wake up around 8:30 oh the life of a stay at home MOMMY!
4. My nickname is Chewy, my Dad's whole family called me CHEWY until I left on my mission(get it that weird furry guy from star wars)

5. I have a secret obsession with BINGO, I'll challenge you to a killer game any time any place!
5. I read every single one of Jenny's magazines cover to cover while I use the bathroom, she thinks I am reading Jeep magazines:) Boy is she wrong!!

6. I NEVER drink water, my water is called DIET COKE!!
6. I want to be a hair dresser!!(ITs not a joke)


Okay thats our turn, now as annoying as it is, I tag: Suzette, Jessica, Julie, Landy, Brian and Mitch.... Write six random things about you, and tag six others!

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON....

The other day I was downstairs doing laundry, and I noticed that Jax was being REALLY quiet. For those of you who know him, that is not like him at all!! I ran upstairs to make sure he was okay and this is what I found....He was sitting in the bathroom on the floor reading through Matt's jeeping magazines. He would look at one picture and say, "WOW, JEEP!" and then move onto the next page. He kept himself entertained for almost an hour just looking at the magazines! He's just like his Dad!!

Never Forget

Its hunting season again, but this time its for the LADIES!!!

JENNY'S Fall Fashion Finds for the Hunters WIFE!!

For all you ladies out there that become widows during this season this ones for you!! Here are some fashion forward camo pieces to make your husband proud while he's out there chasing the BIG ONE!!

Check out these camo lace up boots, no hiking in these please!

The Camo inspired dress, perfect for church, but dont expect your hubby to be by your side, Sunday is the best hunting day right?

**JENNY'S PICK**

The FENDI camo-purse, this ones DANGEROUS your hubby will be liable to kill YOU when he sees the price tag!! (2500 big ones)

ED Hardy camo hat, Mandy this ones for you!
The Camo Slip dress, for that big VACATION that every hunters wife deserves! Sorry no boys allowed! GIRLS ONLY!

HAPPY HUNTING Ladies!!

UPDATE!!! Heres the pics of my little pox man!!

Here's the pictures of Jax with a few chicken pox!! We are still house bound, but he is doing really well and it looks like he is recovering quickly! Only a few more days and I can go out again! YIPEEEE!!

YIIIIIKKKKKEEEESSSS... what are those spots????

THEY ARE CHICKEN POX!!!! NOOOOOO!!!

this isnt a picture of him with the pox, but his beautiful little face is now covered with little red bumps!!

Jax woke up on Thursday morning and it looked like he had been attacked by a killer swarm of mosquitos!! It didnt even cross my mind that they might be chicken pox, because we are known to have killer mosquitos on this side of Lehi! On Friday morning we were getting ready and I noticed 5 more bites on his arms and 3 around his waist. Thats when it HIT me!! Chicken pox!! I called the nurse and she said the bites will evolve from mosquito bites into little puss pockets. They didnt look like they were evolving until around 3pm yesterday and we decided he's GOT them for sure! SO i am house bound for a week with him YIPPEE!! Please write me, I am bound to go INSANE!! I will post pictures soon!!